Meet some of our members

This is a good time to introduce you to some of our members in good standing with Wizards of Wheeldom.  Here's Sheila, she likes to work out and currently in training for some sort of Iron Woman contest.  We are hoping she isn't overdoing the exercise or tanning workouts.  We think she rides a motorcycle.

Wizards of Wheeldom first chapter meeting. F.O.S.

Our regular F.O.S. (Friends of Stan) motorcycle group meeting of fringe members, splinter group division is scheduled for Thursday at 5:30 pm at Tutto Fresco corner of Katella and Glassell in Orange.  Remember no firearms, knives over 6 inches or bludgeons are allowed on the meeting premises.   Wives, girlfriends, Megan Fox and in some rare cases boy friends (Names omitted for good reason) are all welcome.  There will be reports from several committees including the Trebuchet group and their progress in hurling a live pig more than 75 feet, plus our treasurers report on status of the delivery of the $17,000.000 check from the Imperial Bank of Nigeria and why it is taking so long to get it cleared from Nigerian and Botswana customs.  If there is a problem we may need to take up a collection to payoff certain un-named parties as we certainly can use the $17,000,000.  Any member caught with more than 5 pieces of chrome accessories in their saddle bags will be fined $2 for each piece over 5...you know whose saddlebags we are looking into first so be prepared.  The original group of 3 members working on a set of rules and regulations for our regular meetings has disappeared and we suspect they may have actually run off with the check for $17,000,000 drawn from the estate of the former ambassador of Nigeria to the United States.   If this is true they will be summarily drummed out of the group and their patches will be ripped from their vest and cut into tiny pieces.  We can only hope that they just met with foul play and may never be seen again.  A new segment will include a medical report on how John R. avoided a hernia while lifting a 450 lb. bathtub

These and other important and timely topics will be discussed.  The competition to come up with the juicest bit of news is intense so be prepared with your best shot. Salacious material is always most welcome but please keep it discreet as there are civilians present at this location.  Looking forward to a large turnout tomorrow.